"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
Steve Irwin (via bl-ossomed)
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
Ranch dressing is just white people salsa.